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TRUE FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: some trust applies flame thrower
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - April 24, 2014, 5:09 pm
A truly gruesome duty it would be - aside from the smoke breaks
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm
I'm not a Nazi but I have respect for the brave German soldiers. They fought the who world underequipped, undersupplied, and undertrained. The only winners in war are the devil and death.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:20 pm
AAAHHHRRRRRIGHT, you shitbird pukes. Burn One!
champ99 - August 12, 2011, 10:29 am
Light 'em if ya got'm
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:50 am
what a good photo!


My Throwback Thursday Picture -


TAGS: throwback sperm
Rating: 4.17/5

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Greeny - May 22, 2014, 8:00 pm
Tagged Tadpole


FLYING - learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.


TAGS: flying throwing ground miss
Rating: 4.32/5

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Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:27 pm
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy... Nuff' said.
PumaAdder - February 25, 2011, 12:29 am
Douglas Adams FTW! 5L


SCAPEGOAT -




ARMY INSTRUCTION - When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.


TAGS: army grenade throw military
Rating: 2.48/5

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WTFO - May 17, 2009, 1:59 am
Yep, and I apologized (as MadMSG at the time) for my mistake.
Mark - May 16, 2009, 5:34 pm
Good catch Avo...but that was pointed out by Jason on July 5th, 2008. Sometimes you have to read all of the comments to get in step.
Avo - May 16, 2009, 5:14 pm
BTW those are Marines
Hakiu - January 21, 2009, 1:24 am
Bullets are addressed to individuals, grenades are mailed to "Whom it may Concern."
Matters_Not - January 3, 2009, 2:55 am
oh well thanks for making me look stupid i guess. lol im from the north so i never hear about alabama being called yanks. anyways........
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 2, 2009, 12:30 pm
To our cousins across the pond in the UK, "yank" is a pretty all-encompassing term for a person from the USA, so, yes, Alabama Yanks makes sense to me.
Matters_Not - January 2, 2009, 3:34 am
alabama yanks? think about that statment for a minute.....wait for it.....and it hits.....yer a moron. thanks for playing.
letting - January 1, 2009, 11:38 pm
trigger happy alabama yanks around weaponry.....is just fucking dumb
OkiMarine - September 22, 2008, 12:07 pm
Nonsense. When we pull the pin, Mr Grenade is Hadji Steve's bestest friend. He just doesn't know it yet.
soldier - August 18, 2008, 1:29 pm
Not army ass, marines
Army - July 30, 2008, 1:21 pm
They actually let Marines near grenades?
MadMSG - July 5, 2008, 8:45 pm
Fair enough. I didn't pay attention to the uniform, just the scene. My mistake.
Jason - July 5, 2008, 11:29 am
They're not in the army they're in the Marine Corps.


TRUST -


TAGS: can i throw you as far as i can throw you pzy
Rating: 5/5

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MisterAnt - October 21, 2010, 2:42 am
Nice.:-)
spacedog - October 20, 2010, 6:24 pm
Nice one Pyzkosiz.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 12:28 pm
This is great!


OBVIOUSLY - Gandhi never witnessed a squirrel death match


TAGS: now throw in some weapons and watch the fun
Rating: 3.32/5

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iamjet - October 9, 2009, 6:31 pm
"If the Government only realized what reserve force is being wasted, they would make use of it and give Indians the opportunity of a thorough training for actual warfare." -Mahatma Gandhi
KDP3 - October 8, 2009, 1:40 am
Sending this to my pacifist cousin.
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:34 pm
Anti-Ghandi = 1


FLAMETHROWER - Always efficient


TAGS: fifth element flamethrower always efficient jean baptiste emanuel zorg
Rating: 2.35/5

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Johnny - October 25, 2008, 6:30 pm
LoL... ya, if they used a real one they would burn down that set in a heart beat.
michael - October 25, 2008, 7:03 am
thats not a real flamethrower....it runs on propane, not kerosene....kool picture anyway


AN APPLE A DAY - Will keep anyone away if thrown hard enough




WHOEVER SAID -


TAGS: no second chance knife throw
Rating: 4.93/5

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Houseplant - January 29, 2012, 6:13 pm
Jack and Meg White of the "White Stripes". Great caption 5L
itsamario - January 29, 2012, 5:34 pm
never trust a knife thrower -_-
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 3:05 pm
with that kind of wind I wouldn't bet my life on the thr5wer :)


Christmas 2015 -


TAGS: some people have nothing better to do complain gripe tantrum throw over starbucks christmas cups
Rating: 4.46/5

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freasy - November 18, 2015, 8:20 am
All I have seen are complaints about the complaints, upon complaint about what I see are non existant complaints.


FLAMETHROWERS - Bullets have a name on them. Grenades are to whom they concern. Flamethrowers are for Eavesdroppers.


TAGS: flamethrowers
Rating: 4.04/5

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RatFink - June 19, 2010, 7:14 am
True, So True


FINISH HIM! - Piledriver FTW




PEOPLE WITH GLASS TABLES - SHOULD NOT THROW TANTRUMS




WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN -


TAGS: dirty clean junk flamethrower funny
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - January 28, 2013, 2:19 am
Hope you destroyed every one of those fu**in' teeny pieces of Lego! Thousands of feet offer you 5L in gratitude!
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2013, 11:28 pm
Looks like the room on the left got hit by a short, squealing, two legged tornado. Those things are like lawnmowers. Get one cranked up and you have a day's work ahead of you.
Silverheart - January 27, 2013, 6:15 pm

If I could vote 5,000,000 Lions I would. As the only person who cleans ANYTHING in my house, I've had that 'flamethrower moment' more than a few times.


INTERROGATION ROOM - The asked billy to spill his guts, Little did they know that he’d downed a case of beer earlier that day, So obliging to their request was no problem


TAGS: beer bad pun throw up
Rating: 4.1/5

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caveman - August 7, 2011, 8:36 am
wow i really can't spell lately
caveman - August 7, 2011, 8:35 am
ardd din't even notice till then... if you'll excuse i have to go sobb quietly in the corner
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 8:29 am

argh....spelling nazis...i see them coming.
crankyhead - August 7, 2011, 2:20 am
I'm gonna be 5ick


DRINKING VODKA AND RUM -




LIFE -


TAGS: time human nature waste tear out single page throw whole book fire george sand quote
Rating: 3.65/5

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Claude - October 3, 2009, 5:26 am
So True... 5L!
Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:50 am
Great! 5/5


Epic Hero -


TAGS: hero shoe throw bush america iraq news brave icon reporter
Rating: 2.49/5

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ranger - July 25, 2009, 7:52 pm
George Bush...the guy that freed a country that let this dispshit get away with it with out being executed
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 12:59 am
Thanks, my morale is fine. I worry about the younger troops, though. I'm good with agreeing to disagree.
spitfire111 - January 1, 2009, 4:09 am
Thanks WTFO for that. I'm sorry if I let your morale down, never meant to do that. You are an understanding person after all...
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:30 pm
Regardless, thanks to all on this chain for respectful debate and attack positions versus each other.
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:28 pm
...oil, because none of that crap is true. Saddam had bio and chem weapons that he used on his people and the world's intel stated the same facts we did regarding WMD. What he did with them (destroyed, buried, or sent across the border) I don't know.
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:27 pm
Also, I don't believe that just because you are against the war, you're against the warriors. However, it damages the morale of all troops when the media and our incoming Commander in Chief say that we bleed and die for a lie, or revenge for Daddy, or for
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:25 pm
Glad to see peace prevailed on this chain. To be clear, I never assume that you have to be in the shit to know shit. We just get a different perspective on the situation cause we don't view it through the tinted goggles of the media.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 6:36 pm
Thanks man. I have make a new one cal Spiderpig. Hope you like it. My favourite huh, that is a tough one. Maybe any of "The Joker " and "Pimp Joke"..
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:34 pm
Agreed man. Now make with the funny posters, cuz they ain't gonna make themselves. Bye. P.S.: what's one of your favorites on this site? Two of my favourites are RETARDS (the two owls one, and OH Hi (the beetle on the stem of something or other).
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:37 am
corection: I respect that. The issues has it's good and bad side. (forgot the dot after y point, don't want any misunderstanding)
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:34 am
Ok sean, you got your point, I got my point. I respect that The issues has it's good and bad side. Let's all end this right now , deal?
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:23 am
And the the shoe tossing cunt shown here is not a hero ... just another criminal committing an assault with a weapon, or two.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:22 am
Sorry ... moving on. Bye.
sean - December 31, 2008, 3:20 am
--America has to offer.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:20 am
I don't doubt a word of that. The warrior is not the war. Fuck anyone who can't keep that straight in their heads. Too dumb to go on breathing, if you ask me. But some who take issue with "the war" sincerely believe it to be a misuse of the best Ameri
.... - December 31, 2008, 3:15 am
so sean it does happen. lets move away from from this topic. its not something any of us should be dwelling on.
.... - December 31, 2008, 3:13 am
when i was stationed at NTC "FT. Irwin CA" I was on a funeral detail for a SSG who was killed in 2005. upon honors the spouse of the SSG expressed her anger towards our group in pretty awfull way
.... - December 31, 2008, 3:06 am
one individual decided to show his disgust with the war by taking it out on a soldier. and thats one of many encounters i have personaly been whitness to. also....
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:04 am
sean: i have seen it first hand. im lucky ive never been spit on like my buddy who i was stationed in korea with was. he got back in late 2004 from the shit hole im currently in right now.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 12:54 am
--the war.) Can't be long now before we see that one, eh?
Sean - December 31, 2008, 12:53 am
Hey WTFO, how long before you play the Equivocation Card? You know, where you get all huffy and claim that those who criticize "the war" are really shitting on the good folks who got sent there to fight it? (Thereby confusing/conflating the warrior with
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 11:45 pm
* like the legacy of Bill Clinton in North Korea and the obvious constant turbulence in The Africa's countries?
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 11:43 pm
WTFO, I'm don't blame you from being on the battlefield ground. It's your job and duty to your country. What I'm trying to say is why Mr bush specifically want to "help" the middle east country and "democratize" them while there are other unsolved issue
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:26 pm
--be in the Shit to call someone on their Bullshit.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:25 pm
--Saddam was involved in 911? I mean you just wrote the words "... attack us in the U.S. again ..." while blogging about the war in Iraq. You may need to cling to such spurious justifications to get through the night, but on this site, you don't have to
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:25 pm
-- zilch. So I guess they don't know shit about shit either, eh? And what does being on the ground tell you about the big picture? Geopolitics, 'n shit? Don't most of you G.I.'s still believe, contrary to what Bush himself has said publically, that Sa
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:25 pm
How subtlely you play the Combat Card: "Unless you've been to The Shit, you don't know Shit about Shit ... so shut yer cake-hole, Shitface." But Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Rice combined, all have exactly the same amount of combat experience as I do -- zi
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:40 pm
...and risking our lives but we know its better than waiting for them to attack us in the U.S. again.
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:39 pm
...President shows your true ignorance of the topic. Look at the people on this website defending the war. Most of them are military. We are the ones risking our asses for this war and we know why we are there. We don't like being away from our families a
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:37 pm
Come to think of it, Kspace the terrorists have killed the innocent Iraqis not Bush, the majority of Iraq is now liberated from a psychotic dictator and have held free elections. Finally, your assertion that this war was for oil or the elder Bush Presiden
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:34 pm
Spitfire, North Korea is dangerous in part because Bill Clinton gave them nuclear power and trusted Kim Jong Il that he wouldn't make weapons. Why don't you check your facts instead of trying to blame Bush for everything.
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:32 pm
Wow, I make a couple statements of fact and look what happens. Kspace was handled well by LogicDude. Bob, your position is Saddam was good because Iraqis knew who was going to kill them? Really dumb position.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 4:55 pm
... that raises a question: just how many testicles does that shoe-chucker have? (hey, you brought it up ...)
Anonymous - December 30, 2008, 4:54 pm
Just remember, if this guy had tried this when Sadaam was hosting some visiting politician, he'd be dead before the second shoe hit the floor and his testicles would be door knockers on one of Sadaam's many palaces.
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 10:34 am
wow, from Muntadatar Al Zaidi in Iraq to Nazi Germany, how far can this go...
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:56 am
*not the US flag.
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:56 am
*I think most Germans have been much happier since he was killed too. And a LOT of the shit happening in Iraq is revenge killing or collateral damage from poorly-aimed shots at the US troops. Using your argument we would still be flying the Union Jack and
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:54 am
The vast majority of the Iraqi people now have peaceful lives. It's mostly in the big cities where the bombs are going off that they have issues still. Hitler kept the peace in Nazi Germany too...if you bitched there you got shipped of to a camp to die. I
Bob - December 30, 2008, 1:40 am
Logicdude, under Saddam's regime, the Iraqi people may have been getting tortured and killed, but at least they knew who it was coming from and when. Now it could come from anywhere, any time. Saddam may have been a dick but he kept the peace. And Fuck Is
agdaniele - December 29, 2008, 9:56 pm
"My Troops Went To Iraq, And All I Got Was This Lousy Shoe"
spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 9:30 pm
WTFO, we all know that saddam is suck but at least he didn't let his nation fall to piece like right know. North Korea is worst than Iraq but I don't see Mr. Bush order a massive invasion plan to stop Kim Jong Il. Try to be more open minded WTFO..
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 4:06 pm
Read up on the oppression that Saddam and his sons held the Iraqi people under. They killed and tortured way more of their OWN people in a year or so than we could in 10.
Kspace - December 29, 2008, 3:41 pm
Bush had a better plan for getting out of Vietnam. All he did in Iraq was try and impress his daddy and make money for his Oil Tycoon corporate friends.
Kspace - December 29, 2008, 3:39 pm
What good has the Bushtapo done in Iraq, exactly? Creating a civil war? Turning it into a terrorist recruiting ground? Killing hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians? Destroying lives and livelihoods for an entire nation? Bush had a better plan
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 2:18 pm
You will always have a vocal minority to trash the good you've done for the majority. I think the Iraqis are handling this guy very well...very well indeed!
.... - December 29, 2008, 4:23 am
i say "came here" cause i still aint left. soon though. very soon.
Matters_Not - December 29, 2008, 4:21 am
im not sure why you people insist on glorifying this dumbass. but then again you people also belive we came here for oil and to rape and pillage and so on and so forth. "evil bush" bad man!...bad man! " i know....i'll throw my shoe at him to show my rage
Sean - December 29, 2008, 2:13 am
--CIA give him a little help with that fabuous 'stach?
Sean - December 29, 2008, 2:12 am
Hey I get "realpolitiks" (can you even pluralize that?), but c'mon ... how did he turn on you? And what did he have to be grateful for in the first place? Did you guys actually support his murderous regime in some fashion? Or was it the grooming tips?
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 2:05 am
Sean, I assume you are referring to the 80s. Unfortunately, the US had to support Saddam when he was at war with Iran. Saddam was at that time the lesser of two evils. Happens all the time, we help someone out and they turn on us. There's gratitude for ya
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:55 am
Well put, as usual WTFO. I mean HONESTLY, whatever did Donald Rumsfeld see in that brute anyway?
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 1:45 am
...remove that dictator when the United Nations didn't have the testicular fortitude to enforce their own mandates against Iraq.
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 1:44 am
You are an ignorant piece of trash. Saddam and his psycho sons tortured and brutally murdered hundreds of thousands of his own people, supported terrorists bombing Israel, and attacked his neighbors. An "Epic Hero" is a President with the courage to remov


YOU HAVE A DOG - with a wine glass on it's head I have a Tank, with a flamethrower My point just became valid


TAGS: tank flame thrower
Rating: 4.71/5

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gaytondg - January 8, 2011, 10:44 am
I LOVE IT LOL LOL
motinet - January 7, 2011, 11:54 pm

LMAO - if you dont get this joke click here---> 125335 to see the reference
autumnspirit - January 7, 2011, 9:02 pm
Brilliant! 5L's
autumnspirit - January 7, 2011, 9:01 pm
Brilliant! 5L's
Ed-Hyde - January 7, 2011, 2:48 pm
well played, sir.
NoBodyZ - January 7, 2011, 2:16 pm
very nice point taken
crankyhead - January 7, 2011, 1:29 pm
I dunno man, kinda looks like a helicopter to me. LOL 5
ICEMAN - January 7, 2011, 1:13 pm
Touche' 5L


INSECURITY -


TAGS: insecurity throw away pick up
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 12:57 pm
Love it.
Waylander - March 12, 2011, 5:37 am
Oh to true. 5 packrats


SLAMGASM - The Best 4 seconds in every Grapplers Life




HOUSEGUEST AXIOMS -


TAGS: throw the bum out poor rerun iceman
Rating: 4.67/5

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rerun - July 31, 2011, 8:43 am

and guests should always bring gifts.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 2:19 am
the sad thing is, it5 all true


HERE COMES THE BRIDE -


TAGS: throwing puffed rice
Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 2:30 am
One time!
Sparrowgirl - June 19, 2010, 2:26 am
Burnt grilled cheese sammich x 5 ;)
GreyScorpion - June 18, 2010, 11:09 pm
the Phat's where it's at
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:34 pm
Too true!
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 10:33 pm
Grilled cheese & bacon seals the deal. 5L


IF YOU LISTEN CLOSELY - your can hear steam escaping




PEPSI, ASSHOLE. - I Ordered Friggin' Pepsi.


TAGS: pepsi coke cola throw nerd order asshole
Rating: 2.58/5

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MO - June 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
Coke goes where?


EMERGENCE HOLE - S**T! Throwing Frag...




PROGRESS - Civilisation started the frst time an angry person cast a word Instead of a rock


TAGS: caveman progress throwing stones house
Rating: 4.56/5

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Reality Lord - October 29, 2011, 11:41 pm

nice


ONE DAY AT A TIME -


TAGS: life throws you curve balls
Rating: 4.42/5

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flint - October 28, 2010, 6:32 pm
you know what! thats funny, 5l


FANTASY - Because if life was like baseball my wife would've been thrown out a long time ago




MISSED OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: throw out the bait and lay in wait
Rating: 3.68/5

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spacedog - September 2, 2010, 9:23 pm
Still makes me chuckle even if the fishing has been poor.
spacedog - November 30, 2009, 11:04 am
Very nice work.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:16 pm
.... and chicken wire. Don't forget the chicken wire.
Sean - November 29, 2009, 2:15 pm
Yeah ... catch and beat 'em senseless with a rock, followed by a wholly gratuitous body slam. Look, another floater. *sigh*
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:10 pm
To borrow a quote... he should've armed himself if he's gonna decorate motifake with timmy comments.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:09 pm
Love it!!!


SHAKING AND SLURRED - Agdaniele disappeared from Motifake one day. We all knew that he had gone to a better place.


TAGS: guinness throw a few kegs over the wall now and then buddy
Rating: 3.53/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:04 pm
See I predicted it months ago! Now we know were you really were!
tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:12 am
Destroy all those who are yourself! Do it! It's not a request. Filthy slimy little youselfs.
LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 9:35 am
Can he look for Bunny while he's there? She's still MIA...
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:19 pm
good I can stop now.
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:18 pm
[email protected] E
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:16 pm
AgdanielE went out and bought a grappling hook and a map of Dublin today.
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 12:03 am
(sorry about the puddle)


CPT BOBVIOUS - Who knew he had gills?




MIDGETS -




HIGHER! - Throw me higher!!!




GUNS - For People That Can't Throw


TAGS: guns shoot kill throw toss
Rating: 2.59/5

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Zagato - December 30, 2009, 2:51 am
I got that joke


CROWD SURFING - Everyone can do it!




tupperware -


TAGS: tupperware storage food throw out
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2016, 11:24 pm
Thanks 'cern!
concern3 - May 7, 2016, 2:29 pm
Excellent, UP ypurs


throw pillows -


TAGS: throw pillows bed floor
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 29, 2016, 5:35 am
I always thought that particular decorative statement was way too much, and the small pillows are always rock hard. How useless is that? chuckle, chuckle...^!


Ashson -




'B' Movie -




Just a Hunch -


TAGS: frisbee throwing anvil
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 22, 2015, 2:19 am
Oh, for Pete's sake! How did that happen? I entered the text and everything.
Silverheart - January 18, 2015, 9:08 am

Interesting sub-text.


warning signs -


TAGS: mario cart flamethrower cod
Rating: 4.43/5

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mizzdizz - May 11, 2015, 1:40 am
Unless daddy's a Marine! LOL! Luv this RL! Verrry twisted! 5L!


A panda with two flame throwers? -


TAGS: panda flame thrower awesome
Rating: 4/5

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mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 10:07 am
ROTFL!!!!!! I whole herd of pandas 2 flame throwers (1 per hand) blazing phosphorus in the shape of angry pandas?
GaryO - November 23, 2014, 2:11 am
I do like this one, but then it's late...and I'm a bit lit


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